Was I not just talking about Jesus laughing at me?

I was on the bus a few days ago, and this guy sat down next to me.  He asked my wasn’t I that Christian blogger, Eden Stillwater.  I said, “Yes, that’s me.”  He got a little snide then.  He said, “I’m a Wiccan; what do you think of that?”  I said, “I don’t.”  He said, “You know Wiccans are witches, right?”  I said, “really?”  Then the man says to me, “I think I’ll go sit somewhere else, I don’t think I can be friends with you.”  He got up to find another seat.

I was careful to say this under my breath, but I said, “Yay, because I don’t want to be sitting next to you when that lightning bolt strikes, anyway.”  Just then my phone signalled and vibrated.  Needless to say, it startled me a wee bit; I jumped just a little.  Now, imagine my face when I looked at that phone, and the caller ID read: GOD.  I swear to you, I think I went forward in time to the judgment and backward in time to my birth all in the same minute, in my mind.  GOD.  I checked the message, and it was from some lady named Geraldine Oswald Davies.  “Hello…oh, sorry, wrong number,” it read.  Jesus will get you, yes He will.  I think both He and I laughed and laughed…I bet He’s still laughing, too.  I bet He told “GOD,” “well done good and faithful servant.”

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Copyright by Marina Morrison (aka) Eden Stillwater, July 19, 2019, 3:51 p.m.