“I’m going to sue you to death,” said the woman to the guy who’d just rear ended her. “When I finish with you, I’ll have your mansion, your boat, and that Lamborghini Countach!” The man, a prominent attorney, and the woman’s ex-husband, shook his head in disbelief. “We’ll see about that,” he replied. “You aren’t getting one more red cent out of me!”
The police officer stepped in between the two and said, “Now listen, you both need to calm down so I can take your statements, and get the reports done. You, first, Maam. Tell me what happened.” “Well,” replied the woman, here I was waiting for the light to turn green, when he came roaring up from behind me, crossed over into my lane, and just smashed right into me!” The police officer said, “that must have been scary, to get rear ended like that.” “You bet it was,” replied the woman. “I’m just glad I had the car in park, or I might have gone right into the intersection and hit somebody too.” “Like I said,” said the woman’s ex-husband, “You’re not getting one more red cent out of me!”
I was walking along and I started singing this silly song about a Countach, and the next thing you know, I had this Saturday Silly for you.
Love you from Cafe du Mondieu
Copyright by Marina Morrison (aka) Eden Stillwater, September 19, 2019, 3:26 p.m.