I was having a little talk with the Lord yesterday, about some things that were on my mind. I mean, sometimes I really have to wonder, you know?
God is supposed to be omniscient; all-knowing. Well, then I really have to wonder, God, what were you thinking when you gave whoever that person was, the idea for sports bras?! Good Heavens! I just know my girls are plotting murder! After having them in that thing all day, I’ll have to be afraid to go to sleep tonight. God! You had to see that coming, right?! What were you thinking????
I was telling a friend of mine this stuff. Boy, I thought I was a little flaky sometimes. When I told her about my sports bra ordeal…getting into that thing, then getting back out of it…I thought we were going to the Olympics when I saw my breasts looked like two Shot Put discuses. I thought to myself, “you know, God, if I could throw that far…guess what I’d be aiming at!” Yeah, that person that invented these things! Anyway, she said to me, “You know, that makes me wonder about something, too! I mean, what was God thinking when He put hair on women’s legs?! You know He knew we’re just going to shave it all off! I mean, what woman wants to be a Clydesdale?!” “Yep,” I thought, “dear God, what were you thinking?!”
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Copyright by Marina Morrison (aka) Eden Stillwater, August 23, 2019, 5:15 p.m.