Saturday Silly – January 12, 2019

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OMG!  January is National Braille Literacy Month.  It’s also Bath Safety Month, and I was gifted, at Christmas, with a pair of those gripper socks; you know the ones that have the little gripper things on the soles to make them less slippery on tile floors… I passed them on to a friend who always goes to the spa.  She’s married with four kids, and says she lives for those spa days.  And, I told her I was gifting her with the socks in honor of Bath Safety Month.

Her husband is blind from a war injury.  The other night she called me up and was laughing so hard I could barely understand what she was saying.  She hung up and called me back once she got control of herself.  She said, “Harry and I were having a romantic candlelight picnic in front of the fireplace, and I was wearing those gripper socks you gave me.  He started rubbing my feet, and all of a sudden changed course, rolled up my pajama pant leg and started licking my calf.”  She said, ” I didn’t know what the heck he was trying to do.  I jerked my leg away, and he started laughing like crazy.”  I asked her, “why was he laughing?”  She said, “He decided that in honor of Braille Literacy Month, he’d play a prank on me.  He told me that my sock told him to be a more daring lover and surprise me.”  I’m still giggling.  I think they are too.

Love you from Cafe du Mondieu                                                                                                    Copyright by Marina Morrison (aka) Eden Stillwater, January 7, 2019, 12:25 p.m.

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